Miss Simple Complex

Come, friends! Journey with me as I pour my random and not so carefully chosen words on constant posts and venture deep into my ridiculous, fictional fantasies from the very heart and soul of my mind. No, this is not some wild propaganda to pay interest of my ridiculous thoughts, but to understand how much a single person can vent and rebel and liberate herself with the oh, so wonders of the internet. Read if you dare, and remember...I did warn you...WELCOME!

Info: Leslie, in her 20's and a writer and artist. I have two blogs, my picture re-blog blog and more or less, my "clips" blog. If you like stories, feel free to visit my second blog: storyclips.tumblr. I will blog stories, travel writing, experiences that are my own or of others. I hope you enjoy my efforts!

awkwardvagina:

my mum told me that a week before i was born she was having severe contractions and was sent to hospital and they were all ready for me to come out and even gave my her an epidural but then i ‘gave up’ all of a sudden until the following week and that is the story of how i procrastinated my own birth

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playwithmy-hair:

pinkmeeup:

palegem:

Men want us to kiss them with beards, suck their dicks and kiss their balls with pubes, hug them with hairy arm pits, intwine our legs with hairy thighs, but if women have one hair on our body that isn’t on our head it’s disgusting

Reblog Everytime

AMEN

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driving-in-the-sampala:

penceyprepofficial:

when I was like 9 my neighbors asked me to watch their fish and cat while they went on vacation and I was like “lol k” and while they were gone tHE FUCKING FISH DIED so when they got home I apologized to the mom and she was just like “no need to apologize, I turned the filter off so they would die because they are too much work. You did nothing wrong” and she gave me 20 bucks and that is the story of my first contracted murder

First

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kittykillall:

eldiablocabra:

i-wanna-build-a-sn0wman:

flawlessspecter:

hiccuptherunt:

sakurasunshine:

keep-calm-and-disney-on:

HERCULES IN THE 2ND GIF OMFG

THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY IMPORTANT THOUGH

Hercules is THE DEFINITION of a gentleman. Her dress strap slips down and HE PUTS IT BACK UP because he’s like “No, she’s a lady, she deserves my respect. Control yourself. Leave, just leave.”

Imagine if all guys/girls had that much respect for people they were attracted to…the world would be a lot better and safer, I can tell you that.

Also have to remember he’s never had a girl actually hit on him before.

2nd gif: #zeUS TAKE THE WHEEL #I NEED AN ADULT #WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS

if zeus took the wheel this would have ended much differently

HEY WHATS UP?! WANNA BANG??!!

I love this gif set but that commentary made me choke on my pink lemonade.

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